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If My Nose Was
Running Money lyrics and chords are intended for your personal use
only, if it wasn't so gross it's be a fun song to do, it was recorded
by Mike Snider.
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If My Nose Was Running Money Recorded by Mike Snider Written by Mike Carr and Mike Hammonds
C F C You say that I don't love you you say my love is untrue D7 G7 Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you C F C I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two G7 C If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you
F C If my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you D7 G7 I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too C F C I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop G7 C If my nose was running money but honey it's snot
F C If my nose was running money let me tell you what I'd do I'd buy you a John Deere tractor D7 G7 And we'd get rid of that old gray mule C F C I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes G7 C And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do
F C If my nose was running money we could have anything we please D7 G7 The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze C F C Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean G7 C If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green
F C It's a booger of a problem that I got G7 I wish my nose was running money but it's snot C F C I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too G7 C If my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you G7 C If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you
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