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Etiquette Blues lyrics and chords

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Etiquette Blues lyrics and chords are intended for your personal use only, it's a fun to do song recorded by Chad Morgan.

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Etiquette Blues
Recorded by Chad Morgan

C
I’m the bloke what wrote the book on etiquette
G7
I know how your tucker should be eat
C A7
Now I have wrote this little book about the things I saw
D7 G7
So take them down and don’t forget that what I say is law

C
Always leave your spoon stuck in your coffee
G7
Start with your soup first sound your ‘A’s’ (slurp)
C A7
Napkins are to catch the food that bounces off your knife
D7 G7
Tuck your napkin in so it will stay

C
Take two toothpicks you might sometimes drop one
F
Many other pointers I could mention
G7 C A7
Always gesture with your fork Friday means its fish or pork
D7 G7 C
Oh thank you for your very kind attention


Always mix your peas with your potatoes
G7
Then eating with your knife won’t seem so hard
C A7
And when somebody ask for bread just grab it in your mitt
D7 G7
Chuck it at them like you deal a card

C
Always keep your elbows on the table
F
Many other pointes I could mention
C A7
Always let your ice-cream melt loosen two holes in your belt
D7 G7 C
Oh thank you for your very kind attention


Never cut spaghetti up in pieces
G7
Eat it like a chicken eating worms
C A7
And when you’re eating cake be sure to eat the icing first
D7 G7
Watch out for bacteria and germs

C
Always laugh when noting funny happens (LAUGH)
F
Many other pointes I could mention
C A7
Bog in first and never wait lick the gravy off your plate
D7 G7 C
Oh thank you for your very kind attention

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