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Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman lyrics and chords

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Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman
Recorded by Tracy Byrd
Written by Dave Berg, Annie Tate, Sam Tate

C
I was lookin' for a cheap car in the Sunday classifieds

When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged-out eyes
F
It was a two year old Mercedes seven hundred bucks
C
I couldn't make my tremblin' fingers dial that number fast enough
G7 F
The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale
C G7 C
But I've had about a thousand calls so you better move your tail


When I drove up that long driveway with the cash there in my hands

She met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan
F
When we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck
C
She said I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk
G7 F
None of this was makin' sense but then it dawned on me
C G7 C
When she referred to her old man as that cheatin' S-O-B

F
It was a classic case of a woman scorned
C
She'll make that man wish he had never been born
F
She's a forty somethin' year old judge and jury
G7 C
Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle-aged woman


So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card

And by the time they poured the coffee she was pourin' out her heart
F
Stories of his sneakin' round and sordid escapades
C
Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age
G7 F
She said you know there's one thing I oughta thank him for
C G7 C
Well he ticked me off so much I put new locks on the doors

repeat #3


Well I believe good wine and women get better with time

And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind
F
Now I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head
C G7 C
But I'm drivin' that Mercedes and I'm sleepin' in his bed

repeat #3

G7 C
Revenge of a middle-aged woman

I know I oughta feel guilty about somethin'

I just can't think of what it might be

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