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Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman Recorded by Tracy Byrd Written by Dave Berg, Annie Tate, Sam Tate
C I was lookin' for a cheap car in the Sunday classifieds
When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged-out eyes F It was a two year old Mercedes seven hundred bucks C I couldn't make my tremblin' fingers dial that number fast enough G7 F The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale C G7 C But I've had about a thousand calls so you better move your tail
When I drove up that long driveway with the cash there in my hands
She met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan F When we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck C She said I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk G7 F None of this was makin' sense but then it dawned on me C G7 C When she referred to her old man as that cheatin' S-O-B
F It was a classic case of a woman scorned C She'll make that man wish he had never been born F She's a forty somethin' year old judge and jury G7 C Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle-aged woman
So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card
And by the time they poured the coffee she was pourin' out her heart F Stories of his sneakin' round and sordid escapades C Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age G7 F She said you know there's one thing I oughta thank him for C G7 C Well he ticked me off so much I put new locks on the doors
Well I believe good wine and women get better with time
And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind F Now I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head C G7 C But I'm drivin' that Mercedes and I'm sleepin' in his bed
G7 C Revenge of a middle-aged woman
I know I oughta feel guilty about somethin'
I just can't think of what it might be
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