Divorce Me C. O. D. song lyrics are the property of the respective artist, authors and labels, they are intended solely for educational purposes and private study only. The chords provided are my interpretation and their accuracy is not guaranteed.
Divorce Me C. O. D. lyrics and chords are provided for your personal use, this is really a fun song by Carl Smith. It takes a bit of practice, but it's well worth the extra effort, the chords are easy.
Divorce Me C
Divorce Me C.O.D.
By Carl Smith
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I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
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So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
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You talked your little romance but on the strict Q T
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So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.Divorce me C.O.D.
CG
I won't be round to hear you cry
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I'm Texas bound and bye and bye
GA7
You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery
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So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.Divorce me C.O.D.
A7
There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue
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You'll find you can't pay your bills with a little ole' I.O.U.
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This dynamite your messing with may be T.N.T.
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So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.Divorce me C.O.D.
CG
No need to fall down on your knees
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Caus' I know allmy A.B.C.'s
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I ain't no college professor ain't got no P.H.D.
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So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.Divorce me C.O.D.
If you want to change the "Key" for this song, click here for the easiest way possible. First, copy to Microsoft Word, Notepad, etc., then paste onto the key changer.
This old song is an absolute blast to sing and play, it does take a bit of practice as it's very up tempo. If you need it in a different key, use the automatic changer above. The chords are not difficult, it just takes a few minutes to get your timing down. Pure Country Music (click on their banner below) may have this song on one of Carl Smith's cds, if you can find it, you'll be well rewarded with pleasure when you start performing for friends and family. Print Divorce Me C. O. D. lyrics and chords, have fun!!